job: spirit medium
best friend: kristoph
will marry: franziska
location of honeymoon: phoenix’s office
children: 2
cockblocked by: apollo
so basically i’m phoenix in an au in which phoenix is a spirit medium
cool
job: Defendant
best friend: Klavier
you’ll marry: Edgeworth
location of honeymoon: Court house
number of children: 1
tried to cockblock you: Trucy
WELL THEN
Job: Judge
Best Friend: Franziska (Okay waht.)
You’ll Marry: Klavier (AAAGH I MARRIED THE GLIMMEROUS FOP?! WAS I DRUNK!?)
Location of Honey Moon: Edgeworth’s Office (Klavier must have been like: Heir Edgeworth, I kindly ask you to step out of your room for.. oh, a day or so..)
Number of Children: None. (>3> So what went wrong?)
Tried to Cockblock You: Gumshoe.
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Meet Gumshoe. ULTIMATE COCKBLOCK.
(Source: lovelylittlechocobread)

Video Game Confessions: I’m tired of fanon couples, WHY CAN’T WE JUST LEAVE THE LOVE FOR not Larry EVERYONE!? (I support Narumayo. I’m being hypocritical. LOLOL. But still. NO NEED TO DISRESPECT, MAN.)